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This time you have with Your slepi?kou at which you play, speed up the development of your chickens. There are really many. While it will sound unrealistically, but slepi?ka deleted some "beam", which...

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Help in this online game the girl, defeat the monsters. Rescue a lost teddy bear and do everything to survive. Stand for the collected gold defense, which bounces to enemy units. Because this is a sop...

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The new Tower Defense game, but this time from the environment of the present day. Place your towers along the way, but pay attention to the budget, so you actually think about what you are buying and...

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Penguins Attack 4

The penguins have decided, that will change this country and take it back. Give therefore to work and help them in conquering. Help bring peace to the country and use a variety of great guns. So go ah...

Circle Mad...

Circle Madness 2

In this game you waiting for the real ball madness. Your task will be to výhýbat randomly moving kuli?kám as long as possible. Every 5 seconds increases in the next one, and at times it appears i, som...

Mine Escap...

Mine Escape

You are in the mine and is a need for you to get away. Usually you have to get to the goal, which is properly tagged. Be careful of falling ceiling, that you did not destroy the bulldozer. Watch also ...

Let's Jour...

Let's Journey 2

Get ready for an action adventure that takes you on forgotten island. The main hero must overcome traps, obstacles and avoiding enemy monsters. Upgrade your skills and complete each level. On your way...

Smiley dif...

Smiley difference 2

You know your baseball...but as u about poor little face? In this game it is shown, how the face after hitting the bat. But you must find at least 8 of the difference in the picture, that you have gon...

Pes a Leopard

Jeden muž jel do Afriky... Vzal si s sebou svého psa. Pes začal honit motýly a ztratil se. A jak se tak toulal po Africe, vidí, jak se k němu řítí leopard a chce ho sežrat. Pes se lekne, ale všimne si kostí, co jsou kolem, usadí se a jednu začne žvýkat. Ve chvíli, kdy se leopard chystá skočit říká: "To vám řeknu, to byl ale chutný leopard, mňam, mňam! Jestlipak je jich tu víc?" Leopard to zaslechne a zarazí se uprostřed skoku. Odplíží se do křoví a říká si: "Fuj, ale to bylo o fous!" Viděla to opice a usoudila, že tohle všechno by se mohlo hezky zpenežit. Jde za leopardem a za mírnou odměnu mu vykecá, jak to bylo doopravdy. Leopard se rozzuří, že si z něho pes dělal srandu a říká: "Víš co, opice, vlez mi na záda a pojď se podívat, co provedu s tím psem!" Pes uvidí leoparda, jak utíká s opicí na zádech k němu: "Co udělám teď, proboha?" Místo útěku si sedne zády k leopardovi, předstírá že ho ještě nevidí a právě v okamžiku, kdy se k němu leopard přiblíží na doslech povídá: "Doprdele, kde je ta opice, už před hodinou jsem ji poslal pro dalšího leoparda!"

Zobrazeno 20954x | Publikováno 18.03.2007

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