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Carefull Hatching

This time you have with Your slepi?kou at which you play, speed up the development of your chickens. There are really many. While it will sound unrealistically, but slepi?ka deleted some "beam", which...

Sleepy

If it is evening and you can't fall asleep, so believe that this game you into the beds will catch up. The ukolébávaná the music in the background that plays, and those sleeping cubes, you get the sle...

Kaban Race...

Kaban Race Track

Farmer educates piggy, but it starts to him to climb a lot of money, because it has grown and needs more food. For this piggy bank does not receive any money, and therefore, it was determined that it ...

Pew Pew Sp...

Pew Pew Spooky Tower

Help in this online game the girl, defeat the monsters. Rescue a lost teddy bear and do everything to survive. Stand for the collected gold defense, which bounces to enemy units. Because this is a sop...

The Fortsi...

The Fortside

The new Tower Defense game, but this time from the environment of the present day. Place your towers along the way, but pay attention to the budget, so you actually think about what you are buying and...

Ultimate L...

Ultimate Legend

This is a adventurous online game in which you need to constantly look for the keys, you opened the door to the next level. Collect all meat, so you will be able to increase constantly its experience ...

Punch Box

Fight into wooden crates, which subsequently shatters into several pieces. The Boxer has little money and cannot afford to train in the gym, therefore decided to train this way. Be careful, however, t...

Assault Co...

Assault Course 2

A very fun online game, in which you have to fulfill any of the training tasks. So go on and don't be afraid of anything, what is going on around you. Certainly it won't be simple and tasks will be a ...

Pes a Leopard

Jeden muž jel do Afriky... Vzal si s sebou svého psa. Pes začal honit motýly a ztratil se. A jak se tak toulal po Africe, vidí, jak se k němu řítí leopard a chce ho sežrat. Pes se lekne, ale všimne si kostí, co jsou kolem, usadí se a jednu začne žvýkat. Ve chvíli, kdy se leopard chystá skočit říká: "To vám řeknu, to byl ale chutný leopard, mňam, mňam! Jestlipak je jich tu víc?" Leopard to zaslechne a zarazí se uprostřed skoku. Odplíží se do křoví a říká si: "Fuj, ale to bylo o fous!" Viděla to opice a usoudila, že tohle všechno by se mohlo hezky zpenežit. Jde za leopardem a za mírnou odměnu mu vykecá, jak to bylo doopravdy. Leopard se rozzuří, že si z něho pes dělal srandu a říká: "Víš co, opice, vlez mi na záda a pojď se podívat, co provedu s tím psem!" Pes uvidí leoparda, jak utíká s opicí na zádech k němu: "Co udělám teď, proboha?" Místo útěku si sedne zády k leopardovi, předstírá že ho ještě nevidí a právě v okamžiku, kdy se k němu leopard přiblíží na doslech povídá: "Doprdele, kde je ta opice, už před hodinou jsem ji poslal pro dalšího leoparda!"

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